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Name: David
Location: Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Birthday: 12/26/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: Love to play B-ball~ listenin to music talk on tha fone play gamz watch movie n TV~
Expertise: well... iono what im gud at... do u kno?
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
MSN: davha1226@hotmail.com
Member Since:
10/10/2004
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| this is somg LONG stuff, but just try reading it, u'll enjoy it.
was looking at my bro's old blogs, and found this:
MATHEMATICS OF MATING
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS REASONING
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot,
and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
LAW OF CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
ARGUMENT THEOREM
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
A dime has 118 ridgesaround the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannotstick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/ 100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's businesscard said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age! .
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years,no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line wouldnever end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting atred lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses"is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2,moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar meltedin his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,''kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous,horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
Thereare two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order:"abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
from www.xanga.com/jasha lolz
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lol, this is pretty cool
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| finally update... but this is just step one, which means, theres more to come, ( soon)
went to hai nan Island wid family, and took some pictures there at the beach, very nice, the weather was nice, and the swimming too, got tan and stuff.
this picture is taken by my bro and edited by him too, theres more hai nan pics ganna be update soon, once he fix it, so ya, peace out
- the first pic edit by my brother, and the second one edit by Ray Detwiler
have a nice summer holi ppl~~ | | |
| EXAMS ARE OVER !!! .. well.. actually,.. only food studies left..but WHO CARES.. yep. lol ! ..
now, the point of this blog...
if theres more than 50 props, then i shall tell everyone the story, no matter who or how, i will tell everyone "THE" story... yeah, and no regrets, its seriously freaky and funny, yep.. so. i'll C | | |
| hmm,
next week is exam, but seems like im spending more time in MS, then studying... (josh, its okay, i will study, dont worrie.. hehe) any ya, nothing special happing in school.. bla bla bla, .. coming up with some plans to do in the summer holidays, ya.. and u will find out what they are in the beging of next semester., hahahahahahahahaha, anyeways, this is a random blog, hope poeple will prop me, muhahaha, okay, im wierd.. guess i will stop here now, but then i got nothing to do, cuz im talking on the fone with this weird person, and there is a story i want to share with all of u, but then,... its too freaky, even to think about that person, will give u heart attack, therefore, this story is to age 18+ ..ya, if u wanna know the story, come ask me, if im happy , then i will tell u, ( but im never happy so i wont tell u hahahahahahha) okay, this is a weird blog, i think im crazy, no point of reading them, but then just do if ur bored like me, so ....ya, i think i should end here before people stone me, yep yep.. oky, cya pplz, tmrw is the last day of school, so gay, so good , so,ya.. oKay, now I will shut up now, peace out!
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